DAMN THAT DANE COOK!!!!!!!!................

[baimun]

I've got my Win-Amp piping music into a tiny earbud so I can listen to music while I'm working......

.... and a Dane Cook comedy bit slips itself into the playlist rotation. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

"I want a monkey.... one you can dress up in armor and have battles with....

..EEEECCCCHHHH!!!

Is that you monkey?

I'm in your closet... let's battle....

... and I taught myself to talk while you were at work... EEEEECHCHHHHH... "

Now I'm supposed to look like I'm working... and I'm laughing... tears are forming in the corners of my eyes....

DAMMIT DANE!!!... you're gonna get me busted!!!!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[KillerKanuck]

An armoured battling monkey would be awesome...... [img]eek.gif[/img]

[KillerKanuck]

Oh, and if anyone asks you why you're laughing baimun, just tell them you're a rastifarian, it's a holy day, and you're high. If they say anything, hit them with a discimination lawsuit.

[Nomalas]

Tell them "Sometimes I just think funny things!"

[thatchetguy]

Say "I was picturing you naked."

[Iron-Cow]

"peeeeeekcles..... and the peeeeeekcles..."

"She wants it her way!!!"


Man, Dane Cook... he never lets me down. AWESOME comedian!

[baimun]

Parking structure..... SSSKKRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......

[img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[baimun]

"... it looks like a box of cow tongues all jammed up in....."

[img]eek.gif[/img]

Oh my god... anyone ever had an entire 2 litre of diet coke shoot through their nose? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Peter Peeker]

I've never heard of this guy, other than from you, Baimun. [img]redface.gif[/img]

has he done any tv specials or anything?

[baimun]

I wasn't familiar with him until he kissed Charlize Theron's ass crack on the tonight show. [img]wink.gif[/img]

I went to his website... http://www.danecook.com/

(there's a tiny player in the upper right corner... you'll like the "Struck by a Vehicle", "Super Bleeder" and "My Son-O-Prime" to begin with.

After listening to those samples, I realized that I heard some of his stuff when we were driving to Jersey. [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ December 16, 2005 02:51 PM: Message edited by: B?im?n ]</font>